The Swamp Road Chronicles®
"Wet Willie"
Dear Editor,
Here's what happened to me. My friend
Erin and her brother Aaron, (I know, weird, huh?) decided to walk the full
length of Swamp Road one night. We had been to a bonfire/wiener roast at a
friend's house on Palmer Road. Of course, some ghost stories were told and
Swamp Road Sally was talked about quite a bit.
We felt like having a little fun, so
why not check out Swamp Road? We parked at the end of Swamp Road in an old
driveway between 2 large trees that stood on either side at the front of the
driveway. We walked all of the way from Palmer Road to Route 40, but we never
saw or heard anything at all. It was about a mile and a half of the darkest
walking you can ever do. Frankly, it was pretty scary, but we kept very close
together. Of course, Aaron acted all macho and said he would protect us if
anything happened.
We turned around and started back,
fairly discouraged at that point. It did not look like we would have any
experiences to tell our friends about. "Sally must have taken the night
off," said Aaron, we all laughed. We laughed too soon.
Let me say that I have heard many
stories of things that have happened to people on Swamp Road; people have been
helped, scared, protected, guided, pinched, pushed, chased, and even had their
hair pulled. But, I am probably the only one who has an experience like mine. I
got a "wet willie". I know, that sounds absurd, doesn't it? But what
I felt was a wet something thrust into my right ear. It was cold, wet and slimy.
I guess it wasn't technically a 'wet willie' because it didn't feel like a
finger, but more like a cold, wet tongue! It was horrible! I wiped the dampness
away from my ear with my hand, but then my hand stank! It smelled like week-old
road kill, I nearly vomited.
You should have heard the way I yelled,
and heard the way I gagged. My stomach was heaving and you should have seen how
I jumped up and down. I am still nauseated when I think about it, and it's been
7 years already.
Aaron wrapped his arms around me and we
hurried back to the car as fast as we could go. I used half of a container of Handi-Wipes on my ear and about 4 ounces of hand sanitizer
too. My ear continued to stink for 3 days.
Needless to say, I will never go back
onto Swamp Road for any reason.
Holly Jean Water 4-4-23
P.S. I married Aaron 5 years ago. Now
that I think about it, Swamp Road Sally sort of drove me into his arms that
night. Hmmm. I don't know if I should thank her or not. I guess I'll wait a few
years and see. (Just kidding, honey.)
As
submitted by Holly
Jean Water 4-4-23 Etna, Ohio
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